Curse

Sagaris · Apr 25, 2006, 10:48 AM // 10:48

Wow! Ever thought of applying for a job @ A.Net? At this rate, we'll be having new professions every chapter until 2020! Your imagination is unmatched!

heavy metal rules · Apr 25, 2006, 10:57 AM // 10:57

that was very interesting and very funny excellent job,

btw, i think i know how you came up with that concept class, and if you don't mind can you pass me some of that <stuff> then maybe i can come up with something as well..

Undivine · Apr 25, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26

That "Gender Storm" spell sounds like some kind of F'ed up Hentai.

Beta1113 · Apr 25, 2006, 07:09 PM // 19:09

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Originally Posted by heavy metal rules

that was very interesting and very funny excellent job,

btw, i think i know how you came up with that concept class, and if you don't mind can you pass me some of that <stuff> then maybe i can come up with something as well..

No, I was not on anything lol.

actionjack · Apr 25, 2006, 07:31 PM // 19:31

Dump
Energy: 10
Recharge: 25
Target foe must be under the effects of Femininity, Masculinity or Charms.
Target foe is Bleed for (3…12) seconds, and any near by allie of opposet gender near you gain +10...40 HP

Hair Pull
Energy: 10
Recharge: 30
Femininity Skill: Must target Female Foe. Target suffert 10...40 damage, and suffer daze for 5 seconds.

"Cann't we just be be Friends?"
Energy: 10
Cast Time: ¼
Recharge: 30
Shout. Target foe under your charm will suffer 60 damage, and be in condition "Cry".

Rancour · Apr 25, 2006, 08:10 PM // 20:10

To be honest... I think this could work. Change the names of skills so they sounds a little more... combatish (?), the profession name and tweak most of the skills to a less overpowered level, and I think we have a very good idea for a serious profession.

I understand that most likely wasn't the idea, but my point is that having skills work depending on the foes gender is very original and doesn't have to be all that silly.

Granted, I have NO idea how this could be used in PvE, as only 5% of the enemies actually HAVE different genders (this is strange, by the way).

And on another note; "Visage of Oifab"?

Reading the last part backwards made me laugh...

Phaern Majes · Apr 25, 2006, 08:31 PM // 20:31

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Originally Posted by Torric Icefist

o wow that is classic...ahahaha. You have a very active imagination, although I just cannot see this being implemented as an actual class in GW.

:edit: O by the way, Murder in China what happened to all your posts!!! Town Dweller?!!

Says he's banned on my screen?

To the OP: nice work. Although I doubt it gets implemented, if one should its yours.

Robin_Anadri · Apr 26, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24

Charisma:

The Crying Game
Energy: 25, -1 pip (maintained enchantment)
Recharge: 60

While you maintain this enchantment, you Cross Dress to your opposite gender. If you are targeted by a gender-based attack, this attack fails and The Crying Game ends, and attacking foe is Dazed for 8..18 seconds.

Tongloid Tarthwood · May 10, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beta1113

Genderstorm
Energy: 15
Cast Time: 2
Recharge: 45
Hex Spell. For (1…15) seconds, target Female is now Male or vice versa.

That is the greatest skill ever suggested. I would just love to see the look on all the 10 year old wammos when their favourite macho character turns into a girl. Other than that I feel this class is very pvp centered as the game doesn't really duistuinguish between male and female monsters. Also, most of the monsters apear to be male so feminity seems to be overpowered. But, apart from that all I can think about is what a female Lich looks like.

MasterDinadan · May 10, 2006, 06:10 PM // 18:10

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Originally Posted by Tuoba Hturt Eht

Mate, you got a good point there.
I believe this profession will never work out properly in PvE, but in PvP, I think it will be hillarious!
Perhaps ANET can make this profession available to play only as a PvP character during valentine day?

Cheers.

That could work... Like the snowball fight they had during Christmas.

It's an amusing notion, but the whole gender mage thing with manipulating genders and all that seems kind of silly, plus it makes gender more important beyond a cosmetic level, which I think is a bad thing.
If it were just something that you would call a Seducer or Femme Fatale... and just make it work on any opponent regardless of gender, it could be a good class.. Using attributes like Charisma, Seduction, Manipulation...
It could be pretty good... they could have lots of sexy outfits, and they get to wear makeup as headgear

Mavrik · May 10, 2006, 06:20 PM // 18:20

We gots to get this! lol I'd play one.

Dark Psychotik · May 10, 2006, 07:27 PM // 19:27

Oh man, I was laughing so hard I started choking!
This has got to be the greatest idea (from a creativity standpoint) Ive ever seen.
*some serious post*
Yes, it would make gender have more than a cosmetic effect on yer char, and that can't really fly.
Probably needs to be revamped to exclude genders (kinda kills the idea tho) to be a permanent class, however It would make one hell of a valentines event.

My $0.02.

The truth itself · May 10, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56

Very creative

Halc yon · May 10, 2006, 11:00 PM // 23:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... ok... this has to be the all time best concept class ever... A.Net should really look into this... No joke.

shardfenix · May 11, 2006, 12:53 AM // 00:53

Valentine PvP weekend 2007 FTW!

Super_Nerd0 · Aug 09, 2006, 07:22 AM // 07:22

name 5 pve female enemies and ill admit this is good

Super_Nerd0 · Aug 09, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29

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Originally Posted by LaserLight

Charisma [E] "Genderstorm"
10e, 2c, 45r. Hex Spell
For 5-17 seconds, target foe is transformed into a member of the opposite sex. Their skills, weapons and equpment remain the same. Their armor converts to their profession's opposte-gender equivalent.

Fight a female Shiro FTW!

lapsus · Aug 16, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03

ok 1. Glint 2. White mantle Savants 3.Nika or something (from the cap son quest in cantha) 4. Theres atleast 1 female Am Fah boss 5. Female Jade brotherhood boss
there 5 female pve enemies.
Now admit the idea is good lol.

Henchman · Aug 16, 2006, 01:03 PM // 13:03

My share to this thread:

Male Shout: "A Woman Belongs in the Kitchen!"
Offended by your schovinist remark, you become the target of all females, hostile or friendly. To end the effects of this skill, you must use the Male shout "I'm sorry."

Male Shout: "There is a shoe sale down at the crafter in Droknar's!" {Elite}
All women, hostile and friendly, leave the battlefield and rush to Droknar for the remaining of the match.

Female Shout: Nagging {Elite}
All of target opponents skills are disabled for 5..20 seconds.

Mooning:
Your movment is slowed by 75%, and you loose all of your armor in the abdomen area only. All foes attacking you become blinded as long as this skill is active.

Kaspar · Aug 16, 2006, 02:05 PM // 14:05

Charisma:
Shout "Who wants some hot stuff"
all enemys of the oppersite gender lose armour for 3 seconds (about how long it takes to have sex)

Charms:
Box of chocolates:
if target is female they are pasified for 20 seconds

Charisma:
Steal mojo:
if target is male they lose 20% life

Charms:
The lynx effect {E}:
all female are drawn to you and do your bidding for 24 hours